@Kofie & @Jon Bois try their hand at Football Manager. The game strikes back.
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I think it's interesting in a video about formations so many of the highlights were just assist - goal, the formation is more of a vehicle for generating possession and less of a vehicle for actually creating goals. It'd also be interesting to know who was getting all those assists, especially early on utopia seemed to be chipping to their target striker from the right midfield a majority of the time.
I love one piece
Was a rough year for FUFC, but at least their goalkeeper will Ndure
Koffi nice Canes jersey- yall should do hockey content. please I beg thee.
I like keychains. i would have no idea what you guys could make a keychain, but I absolutely would buy it.
Good God, Jon's run with Fumble Chaos was legendarily bad. We're talking going from 2010 Jets to 2020 Jets in one season bad.
I want to get this game now and try to salvage Fumble Chaos.
I'm slightly disappointed we never got to see Fumble Utopia and Fumble Chaos actually play each other.
How about a round robin...Chaos under each manager plays Utopia under each manager and we compare?
Kofie, your voice is fine!
I love the 90s/00s vibe
Tom Dugdale! of the Dugdale Duggerdome!
After watching Kofies tiktok he’s officially my favorite member of secret base
These videos are therapy sessions that are free
Fumble Utopia did better than the real Norwich that season, so you've that.
I'm from Great Britain, and can confirm that i'm not mad at you. In fact, i wholeheartedly endorse all of this absolute madness. Also, bonus points for the Shakespearean street urchin, genuine lol at that. :D
2007/08 derby county is proud of you guys
In the first part chaos was the promising team Here they really sucked pretty bad
That One Piece banner is sick Kofie
Kofie's self-depreciating humor and low confidence really drags the show down. Kofie have some more confidence my man!
Gran Turismo 6. Make your own crazy tracks!
These videos are too good to just have 1 million subscribers
27:57 Kofie Mourinho
I'll fite ya rite now m8 what's a bloody soccer
Corner taken quickly should have a deep rewind. It started the downfall of Barcelona.
It's time to give hockey its own fumble dimension episode next. Right?
13:55 In PES 2012, I beat the Argentine national team 25-0, and the halves were only 15 minutes long (and I had it at medium difficulty).
thanks so much jon and kofie, you've both been a huge inspiration for me to make a video and pursue my passion
It’s almost as if having no defenders was a bad idea 😂
Jon Bois: "22 is about as high as I can up with. How can it be higher?" In 2002 a team called A.S Adema beat Stade Olympique L'Emyrne 149-0. So just a little higher than the 22
We need Team Utopia and Chaos merch!
'it's 7am' your kitchen clock would disagree
It's worth pointing out that Delia Smith is a) a real person and b) a much-loved celebrity chef, with a long career as the butter wouldn't melt face of late evening comfort viewing. Basically, Jon got canned by the British version of pre-prison Martha Stewart.
Pretty sure from the logo that Fumble Utopia makes all my shampoo.
I think Kofie's psychiatrist knows a lot about Jon at this point.
New idea for Fumble Dimension - Football Manager but after every loss the team changes strategy to whatever is suggested in the post-game fake twitter that gets the most likes. Let's see if the simulated soccer fans can crowdsource a winning team.
Hey Jon, there's this really cool channel called Secret Base that did a video about a soccer match where the score was run up as much as possible because one team didn't even try to win as part of a protest. I'll leave the link here. Maybe y'all should think about collabing with them sometime, that'd be really good to watch. seworld.info/will/eWjNx8ixkJhrnn0/video
Do draft day hoops college basketball and recruit only one position
They could always go the millwall route and make a nfl team in football manager.
NGL this and the baseball one were just depressing
Barcelona would have had to return fans money had there been fans in the stadium again Bayern Munich last year 🤣
omg kofie's a one piece fan
Is Jon going to make a Pretty Good about the 22-1 game?
I’d buy a FCFC kit
One thing that's worth mentioning when discussing the relative successes of the formations is the aspect that is shown sometimes by Kofie of how poor management can impact team performance down the line. i.e although Kofie's Chaos strategy *was* hot garbage, once Jon's Chaos strategy sent them into the pits of hell, the team was never recovering because the game is in-depth enough that things like player morale, fitness etc do impact the results quite heavily if you let them. The fact that they had precisely one strategy in their playbook at any one time and only changed that up twice in the whole season also had an impact, most likely. There were multiple warnings from the game about that.
That little cartwheel Bradley Biggs makes at 8:40 after finally scoring his first goal of the season in a team that's been losing for the entire season... Pure baby, must be protected
Dugdale/Biggs 2024
If y'all put out a piece of merch for every fumble dimension saga, I would buy it every time. You deserve so much for the time, and probably large piece of your soul, that you leave on the pitch during every deep dive.
Do a collapse episode on the Jaguars and the Eagles
Are u guys BYU fans?
We gotta get a rockets collapse after the harden trade.
I don't hate the sound of your voice kofie.
24:25 Do not forget the batch of Mariners fans that you created with Alex because of your documentary, Jon. You give yourself too little credit. 😂
The idea for this 2-parter was great! But the writing was dry as bone. I really would have liked to see a comparison of the 3 different strategies overall, rather than walking game-by-game through results with a few highlights from each game. Maybe call out a couple exceptional games and hilarious results, like the 22-1 drubbing. But there was no reason to go through most of them. This is the first time a Kofie or Jon video has outright bored me.
Jon's Chaos strategy ended up not being the one soccer needs, but definitely the one soccer deserves
Next series hockey? 👀
yes merch do it
Heck yea, some sort of Fumble * FC scarf would be amazing!
but- Do you sell Stupid Crapface jerseys?
"if both teams cooperated" sounds like the DeVry basketball game you covered lol
im naming my firstborn tom dugdale. you cant stop me.
8:44 the football manager experience whenever your job is close to lost.
Twitter so toxic that even fake twitter is soul crushing
1 mil subs let's gooooo dude
You should make a "We broke Soccer" T-Shirt
Tom Dougdale, the man with 3 first names.
why is kofie wearing a canes sweater so perfectly on brand?
Good to see a small cameo from Delia Smith, where are you? Let's be having you.
We’re gonna need a fall of the Eagles now! Sinse the super bowl win they want straight downhill.
Bois isn't good enough #Bois #Fumble scarf please!
We want Fumble Utopia and Fumble Chaos merch!
Did I spy a Jarvis Johnson sweatshirt?
just to let you know this is the highest scoring soccer game ever SO l'Emyrne AS Adema 149-0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar. It holds the world record for the highest scoreline, recognized by The Guinness Book of Records.
Also, IIRC arsenal is on pace to top that 8 red cards in a season mark by Fumble United. Give Xhaka some time.
30:45 = the most unrealistic bit in here is Arsenal scoring 10 goals against anyone. Not a realistic sim at all as it'd take Arsenal at least 6 games to score 10 against proper PL opponents
28:00 = Jon Bois decides "enough of this" and decides to make whoopee with one of the supermodels in the other room
Why did Kofie take @Kofie on Twitter? A bit selfish, don't you think?
Another FM Experiment? Count me in.
I wasn't able to watch this when it was released. It's now 1/10/21 and I'm watching this. THANK YOU for something entertaining and funny to help me take my mind off of . You guys do great work. Keep it up.
Where do you guys get your music. I need some more jazz in my life
@Kofie I'm liking how your personal style has been evolving! You look good my friend
Any kind of zip up hoodie! I would buy any kind of zip up hoodie, also, big boy sizes. Would purchase. And pretty good posters! K thanks byyyyyeeee
Can't wait for Fumble Dimension Hockey Edition, especially after seeing Kofie's sick Canes jersey
It’s been 6 days. I’m still waiting for my Fumble Utopia merch.
I would def buy fufc scarf
I actually really like Kofie's voice
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don't think we didn't see the Jarvis Johnson hoodie 👀
We demand Funble Chaos kits
Feel like I watched a Ken Burns documentary
Damn you jon bois. Your voice makes me expect the "welcome to a moment in history" everytime
the way ‘dele’ was pronounced killed me
It's like Pele, right? /s
these teams couldn't fumble harder if they used their hands. excellent work
I would want the Fumble Dimension mug as a travel mug.
8:17 wow. never thought i could like kofie more than i did until this clip
they’re still better than 2020/21 Sheffield United lmao
sticker pack with: -fumble utopia + chaos logos -"we need to rewind" on top of car vcr -BEEF
I hope y'all get a cut from the merch!
next ufc and wwe fumble dimension.